Long chain of thought

This is completely new to me, on that thought: Recently (maybe yesterday) I acknowledged that if I don't start being part of this new age, internet obsessive, culture, I most likely will end up one of these moms who scratch their head and keep pushing up their glasses in an attempt to let out stress because of the inability to keep up with "today's" society. That said, I most likely will end this way in any case.
So here to a good start of not being (eye-rolling) "That Mom".